January 2012
Watchacollectionofcoolshit:
staybrutalalex:
The greatest speech know to man. If this does not change the way you think something is wrong.
Dont know why but this speech always makes me tear up :/
Why did I just start listening to Fever Ray?
It’s musically inspiring.
So I watched The Virgin Suicides last night...
feelingsreport:
…and can someone explain to me why the film is so loved? I mean, it seemed like a decent film, but gah, what a weak storyline!
I couldn’t get though like 20 minutes of that movie.
when bitches think they special.. i tell 'em..
tastyhasty:
Today I told my boss that this is what I say when customers ask for help and she laughed.
friend: someone told me you look like an owl
me: who?
the whole class bursts into a roaring flame of laughter. tears start to fall from their eyes from laughing so hard. the principal walks in the room and slaps his knee. the local animals come in and create waves of laughter. god is laughing so hard he cant breathe. jesus starts clapping his hands and cracking up. the laughter dies down after about 2 hours, and everybody goes home with the memory of the funniest joke they've ever heard.
So right before christmas I had $2000
now I have $1000. I don’t understand how I do this. I need to stop spending my money so quickly. Honestly though I only spent 500 because my dad took out 500 for my car insurance, which totally sucks ass and makes me not even want a car, especially since I can’t even have it at school, but I definitely would have gone insane without it during break and I couldn’t even imagine...
rhiject asked: thanks!! don't know how I missed that. I'll text you tonight so we can figure some plans out in the very near future I hope!
Lesbian alternatives to the phrase "Cockblock"
bourdain179:
1) Vagected 2) Twat swat 3) Clam jam 4) Clitorference 5) Beaver impeder 6) Taco blocko 7) Scissorception
“Is ‘fat’ really the worst thing a human being can be? Is ‘fat’ worse than...”
– J.K. Rowling (via atomos)
waltzingcat asked: your thumbnail picture is you eating my pussy...i don't ever think it's awkward.
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December 2011
My Top 5 Artists (Week Ending 2011-12-25) →
Tegan and Sara (36)
Bon Iver (22)
Grouplove (11)
LIGHTS (8)
The Submarines (2)
Imported from Last.fm Tumblr by JoeLaz
I can't even express how much I miss being a...
I miss it so much and I think about it almost every day. Either something I see, or smell, or hear, reminds me of my childhood, and it makes me so sad. Sometimes I get so upset that I just sit down and cry about it. I’m probably just being way to sensitive and nostalgic, but it really upsets me that much. But there’s something about seeing my christmas tree decorated with generic red...
It's so sad when you think you're gonna get to...
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My boyfriend is awesome.
Why am I up at four in the morning reading,...
they’re just such good ads against using meth, I’m so captivated by them.